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Cardiologist funeral

PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:14 pm
by Romulus111VADT
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral.........I'm a gynecologist."

The proctologist fainted.

Re: Cardiologist funeral

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:43 am
by Flt.Lt.Andrew
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEAUTIFUL!



A.

Re: Cardiologist funeral

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 6:27 am
by ozzy72
Nice one ;D

Re: Cardiologist funeral

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:21 am
by Ecko
LOOOOOOOOO-OOOOL!!! :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Re: Cardiologist funeral

PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 5:57 pm
by killerbunny
Thats a funeral I want to attend ;D

Re: Cardiologist funeral

PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:38 pm
by Katahu
I wonder how my funeral would turn out if I died as a pharmacy tech. ;D

Re: Cardiologist funeral

PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:30 pm
by Romulus111VADT
I wonder how my funeral would turn out if I died as a pharmacy tech. ;D


Stuffed in a bottle with a child proof cap, maybe.... ;)

;D

Re: Cardiologist funeral

PostPosted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 8:18 pm
by Jared
;D