If all of ACME's products backfire, why does Wile E. Coyote keep buying them?
Why is there no pine or apple in pineapple?
If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does'nt blow out everywere?
If there's a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? Would you keep falling forever, or fall back down when you get to the middle, or is it physically impossible?
Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?
If Winnie the Pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?
What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?
The following one is bordering religion...but I don't think it's very abusive or anything...if it is, I'll remove it...
If a pope goes to the bathroom, is it considered holy crap?
