I've heard of worse! Here a woman made the local news when the bomb squad were called in for a parcel at the main Post Office. When the bomb squad had finally dealt with the package making the strange noise they could be seen rolling around the floor. It turned out to be a pair of vibrators that were being sent in the post and started up

Naturally the local press did say who the parcel was for

Wow, two vibrators....

....what an animal....

One for backup for those times when they break down at the worst possible time. ;)
She could have gotten one that plugged into the wall...ah, hmmm, probably figured she couldn't afford the power bill. OK, she could have tried finding one like the one in "Naked Gun". A gas powered one...hmmm, at todays prices for gas, probably couldn't afford the fuel either....
