Heh, stupid 'wabbit
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:53 pmThis one has almost certainly BPB, but hey.
Two rabbits are stood by the side of a road. The first one steps out into the road, and as he's right in the middle of the road he see's two lights. Transfixed, the lights grow bigger until the car races past. And the rabbit is untouched. He hops over to the other side of the road.
The other rabbit is amazed. "Hey, how did you do that?" he calls across the road.
The first rabbit shouts back: "When you see the lights, you line up directly in between them, and when they get very big, you duck."
So, the second gets to the middle of the road, and a car comes. He lines it up right in between the lights, ducks, and *splat* he's flat as a pancake. The first rabbit looks at his decimated pal and remarks: "When was the last time a Robin Reliant came down this road"
Two rabbits are stood by the side of a road. The first one steps out into the road, and as he's right in the middle of the road he see's two lights. Transfixed, the lights grow bigger until the car races past. And the rabbit is untouched. He hops over to the other side of the road.
The other rabbit is amazed. "Hey, how did you do that?" he calls across the road.
The first rabbit shouts back: "When you see the lights, you line up directly in between them, and when they get very big, you duck."
So, the second gets to the middle of the road, and a car comes. He lines it up right in between the lights, ducks, and *splat* he's flat as a pancake. The first rabbit looks at his decimated pal and remarks: "When was the last time a Robin Reliant came down this road"
