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Life Cycle

PostPosted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 6:38 pm
by Romulus111VADT
I think the life cycle is all backwards

You should start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy;
go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally
promiscuous and you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every

Re: Life Cycle

PostPosted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 6:57 pm
by jb2_86_uk
mmm I think women might disagree about passing a child in the other direction ha ha

JB

Re: Life Cycle

PostPosted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:13 pm
by Dr.Goodfly
Yecch.
An Orgasm? Yeah, thats EXACTLY how I wanted my life to start. Hell, I don't even remember my first seven years on this glorious mud ball we call home!
Cheers,
Doc.

Re: Life Cycle

PostPosted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:29 pm
by Romulus111VADT
mmm I think women might disagree about passing a child in the other direction ha ha

JB

Hmm, Good point..... ;D

Yecch.
An Orgasm? Yeah, thats EXACTLY how I wanted my life to start. Hell, I don't even remember my first seven years on this glorious mud ball we call home!
Cheers,
Doc.

You'd remember your childhood and forget your old age if it were backwards.  ;)

;D

Re: Life Cycle

PostPosted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:28 pm
by Dr.Goodfly
I think not.
Cheers,
Doc.

Re: Life Cycle

PostPosted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 6:57 am
by Omag 2.0
Only one flaw in your masterplan... in the end you end up as another person's orgasm! Major bummer...  ;D  ;D  ;D

Re: Life Cycle

PostPosted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 12:15 pm
by Jared
[quote]Only one flaw in your masterplan... in the end you end up as another person's orgasm! Major bummer...

Re: Life Cycle

PostPosted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 12:42 pm
by Romulus111VADT
[quote]Only one flaw in your masterplan... in the end you end up as another person's orgasm! Major bummer...

Re: Life Cycle

PostPosted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 12:54 pm
by Fozzer

LMAO, good ole Omag beat Fozzer to the draw. I figured he think of that first..... ;D



...what's an "Orgasm".... :-[...!

Tell me...

...It's been such a long time.... :'(...!

Paul....In a Monastery.....somewhere... :'(...!

Re: Life Cycle

PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:09 am
by Omag 2.0
It's all in the mind Fozzer... It's all in the mind...

Read about it