the first timer... :)

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the first timer... :)

Postby Jared » Sun Aug 13, 2006 6:50 pm

The sky was dark, the moon was high.
All alone, just she and I.
Her hair so soft, her eyes so blue.
I knew just what she wanted to do.
Her skin so soft, her legs so fine.
I ran my fingers down her spine.
I didn't know how, but I tried my best.
I started by placing my hands on her breast.
I remember my fear, my fast beating heart,
When slowly she spread her long legs apart.
And when I did it I felt no shame
All at once, the white stuff came.
At last it's finished, it's all over now -







My first time ever at milking a cow.
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Re: the first timer... :)

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sun Aug 13, 2006 7:26 pm

I've milked cows before and didn't find it nothing more than a chore. Definately never looked at like that... ::)

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Re: the first timer... :)

Postby Dr.Goodfly » Sun Aug 13, 2006 8:37 pm

Eww.
BEASTIALITY!
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Re: the first timer... :)

Postby `Josh » Sun Aug 13, 2006 8:53 pm

Saw that 'coming' a mile away.  ::)
Here endeth the lesson.
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