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Tony Blair goes to visit an Edinburgh hospital one day and the doctors are showing him around. They take him into a ward and he goes up to one of the patients and asks "How are you feeling?"
The man replies;
"Fair fa' your honest sonsie face,
Great chieftan o' the puddin' race,
Aboon them a ye take yer place,
Painch, tripe or thairm,
As lang's my arm."
Tony is deeply confused by this response so he just grins and moves onto the next patient and asks the same question;
"Some hae meet an' cannae eat,
And some wad eat that want it,
But we hae meet, an' ew can eat,
So let the Lord be thankit."
Now deeply confused Tony turns to the doctor and asks "Is this the psychiatric ward?"
"No" replies the doctor "it is the serious Burns unit"

I don't get it.
Cheers
Doc.

??? I don't get it.
Cheers
Doc.

He was probably a bit drunk at the time and it made perfect sense to him at the time.....lmao

Did someone forget their Marmal-ade this morning??

Hahahahaha very funny. Great joke.

Crash (pretends to understand everything)

For those who don't understand. It's no longer funny if you have to explain it so I won't.

The best-laid jokes aft gang agley (is that right?)... but I got it!

The best-laid jokes aft gang agley

not sure if its right, but i know what you mean. and same goes for mice! (watch eddy izzard)

Well I thought it was very funny  ;D

Short time delay but then I remember the old scots poet

(Cough)Pissed!(/Cough)



A.

Lol took a moment but that is very funny Ozzy. Its related to Richard Burns, a famous Scottish Poet, ever heard of Burns Night when they all eat Haggis

Its related to Richard Burns, a famous Scottish Poet, ever heard of Burns Night when they all eat Haggis

Robert Burns. I suggest you don't travel to Scotland any time soon.

http://www.nls.uk/burns/index.htm

Good thing I'm not Scottish. I knew it was R. Burns something