Little cherub

[ozzy72]

A teacher asks her class to use a new word "contagious".
Little Jimmy stands up and he says "Last year I had chicken pox and my mum said it was contagious".
"Well done" says the teacher "anyone else?"
Little Sarah stands up and says "My dad says that flu is contagious"
"Excellent Sarah" says the teacher "anyone else?"
Little Billy stands up "My next door neighbour is painting his house using a two-inch brush and my dad says it'll take the contagious"

[lilley91]

that is truly awful ozzy!!!

brilliant but awful!!!

cheers
james

[Sir_Crashalot]

Very funny.

Crash

[C]

Worse in an Irish brogue...

[Dr.Goodfly]

Ok.............................
I don't get it.
Cheers,
Doc.

[Saitek]

gon-take-ages

[Jimbo]

LOL Excellent  ;D

[gijake]

gon-take-ages

oh, thats why I didn't get it.  must be the british pronounsiation (sorry for my spelling)

[Theis]

Brilliant!

[Saitek]

oh, thats why I didn't get it.  must be the British pronunciation(sorry for my spelling)

Well us Brits would say it as Con-tage'-us.

' that is where the pronunciation is maximised.

[Hagar]

I'm still not not convinced that half of you understand it. That includes you Ben.

Mark, you're a very naughty boy.

[Saitek]

Oh dear... I better get re-examine.

EDIT: Oh no........ no no no!

[ozzy72]

I know I'm a bit naughty Doug but it was just sooooooo funny I HAD to post it

[Hagar]

I know I'm a bit naughty Doug but it was just sooooooo funny I HAD to post it

It's also prehistoric. I must have been at primary school when I first heard it.

PS. I was a very naughty boy in those days.

[Mictheslik]

I finally got it........So much for keeping it moderately clean

.Mic

PS. There are 10 year olds browsing these forums....look what you've done!