got this from my dad the other day
true story
a guy and his son were in a clothes department of a major store, and the guy was looking for a new suit for his daughters 21st birthday party.
he turned around to realise that his son had run over to the womens lingerie section (again please correct my spelling) and he was pulling down the underwear on the manikins.
so the father oes over to tell huis son to stop,