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A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
"Yes", he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."  ;D


A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive.
"Dead." she was informed.
"How do you know?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move" answered the child innocently.
"You did WHAT?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know", explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."

oh innocency.  ;)

[quote]oh innocency.

My daughter often invites people to sh*t down

Reminds me of my 2 year old niece who's becoming aware of her activity down there... She proudly yells " Did a poopoo" when she made her business... She even claims the people around her do the same... very amusing and slightly freightning to hear her say: Uncle Kris did a poopoo, in plain public!  

My daughter often invites people to sh*t down

Wossat mean?

She proudly yells " Did a poopoo" when she made her business...  
very amusing and slightly freightning to hear her say: Uncle Kris did a poopoo, in plain public!  

Wow.
Sucks to be you!
LOL
Cheers,
Doc.

lol!