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HOW TO SELECT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR A JOB

PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:28 pm
by H
Put about 100 bricks in any particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2 or 3 candidates into the room, close the door and  leave.  Return after 6 hours and then analyze the situation:

1 - If they are counting the bricks, put them in the accounts department.
2 - If they are recounting them, put them in auditing.
3 - If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in engineering.
4 - If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in planning.
5 - If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in operations.
6 - If they are sleeping, put them in security.
7 - If they have broken the bricks to pieces, put them in information and technology.
8 - If they are sitting idle, put them in human resources.
9 - If they say they've tried all combinations with no brick moved, put them in sales.
10- If they have already left for the day, put them in marketing.
11- If they are staring out of the window, put them on strategic planning.
However:
12- If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved....
     Congratulate them and put them in top management.


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Re:  HOW TO SELECT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR A JOB

PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 1:13 am
by ozzy72
Sounds about right ;D

Re:  HOW TO SELECT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR A JOB

PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:38 am
by Saitek
Classic. ;D I'd be counting them. ;D

Re:  HOW TO SELECT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR A JOB

PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 5:51 pm
by gryshnak
I'd be building a scale model of Harlech Castle  ;D

Gryshnak

Re:  HOW TO SELECT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR A JOB

PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:35 pm
by Katahu
Give me a giant slingshot and I'll handle those bricks in no time. ;D

Re:  HOW TO SELECT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR A JOB

PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 7:44 pm
by Mushroom_Farmer
I'd be loading them into a barrow to take home and start my outdoor bar-b-que pit.  ;D

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:27 pm
by Woodlouse2002
I'd be in Engineering, Operations and Planning. :P


Before moving on to security.

Re:  HOW TO SELECT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR A JOB

PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 9:01 pm
by TacitBlue
I'll have you know that in four years in the security proffession I have only fallen asleep once. And that was because I didn't expect to have to work that night.

Actually, I'm not offended, I thought it was funny. ;) ;D

Re:  HOW TO SELECT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR A JOB

PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:18 pm
by Jared
lol...I'm a builder :) give me 100m bircks in a closed room and we'll build a castle or something out of it :)