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The Danish way of going about war, in 10 easy steps.

#1 Do nothing, maybe harvest a little
#2 Be surprised over enemy tanks rolling into the country
#3 Do only little resistance, try shooting at the tanks with machineguns (Fun, ain't it?)
#4 Raise your hands and say "We give up" (Not like the french, that stays at the border with raised hands and awaits the enemy )
#5 Be buttkissers the next three years
#6 Get the RAF to drop weapons to us
#7 Go out and blow some stuff up, just to say that you was in the war
#8 Wait on allies to arrive..
#9 When the allies arrive, shoot after the retreating enemy, while yelling "That teached them a lesson!"
#10 Congratulations! your country survived the war, and you are considered as an allie! Now go out and eat some pastery!

-gottoflynow

My, how things changed over the course of a millenium.

The Danish way of going about war, in 10 easy steps.


#4 Raise your hands and say "We give up" (Not like the french, that stays at the border with raised hands and awaits the enemy )

No, your thinking of Polland  ;D

Well, horses and pitch forks aren't much of a use against panzers.

They threw them up against them, anyway, and slowed them by a few milliseconds.

They threw them up against them, anyway, and slowed them by a few milliseconds.

8)

and but a few scratches on the paint job, I imagen.