Scenario

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Scenario

Postby Mynameisnemo » Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:17 am

Scenario:

You are riding your bike at a constant speed.

On your left side is a
valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same
speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your bike
and you cannot overtake it.

Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground
level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the
same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?



Page down - this cracked me up!
















Answer:


Get off the children's Merry-Go-Round, you're drunk
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Re: Scenario

Postby Theis » Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:34 am

;D ;D

If that was real, i would've jumped over to the firetruck, and rammed the pig, thereafter splashed the chopper down ;D
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Re: Scenario

Postby Mick_C » Thu Jul 06, 2006 2:57 pm

Jings! Thought this scenario sounded familiar! lmao
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