Blonde joke.

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Blonde joke.

Postby Sir_Crashalot » Mon Jun 26, 2006 2:05 pm

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed
voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6' 2, weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6' 5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of us is blonde. Think about it, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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Re: Blonde joke.

Postby lilley91 » Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:26 pm

heard it soo many times before!

still makes me laugh!

cheers
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Re: Blonde joke.

Postby cspyro21 » Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:27 pm

::) ;D
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Re: Blonde joke.

Postby Saitek » Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:33 pm

Oh excellent! :o Wasn't expecting that.  ;D
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Re: Blonde joke.

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Mon Jun 26, 2006 5:57 pm

How are the jokes back in the dark ages? ;D
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Re: Blonde joke.

Postby Sir_Crashalot » Tue Jun 27, 2006 10:26 am

How are the jokes back in the dark ages? ;D


Old apparently. Got to find some new ones.

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