Grins
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:24 amEducation is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from NOT reading it!
The difference between smart people and dumb people isn't that smart people don't make mistakes. They just don't keep making the same mistake over and over again!
Duct tape is like The Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together !
Some people drink deeply from the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
PI = 3.14159,26535,89793,23846,26433,83279,50288,41971,69399,
37510,58209,74944,59230,78164,06286,20899,86280,34825,
34211,70679,82148,08651,32823,06647,09384,46095,50582,
23172,53594,08128,48111,74502,84102,70193,85211,05559,
64462,29489,54930,38196,44288,10975,66593,34461,28475,
64823,37867,83165,27120,19091,45648,56692,34603,48610,
45432,66482,13393,60726,02491,41273,
There is a difference between an open mind and a whole in the head.
The mailman bringeth and the trashman taketh away.
Why is there is only one monopolies commission?
Newton's First Law: Some days it's better to stay in bed.
In case of doubt ... make it sound convincing.
School ... a mental institution ? ! ?
Happiness is a warm puppy with an empty bladder.
The light at the end of a tunnel could turn out to be the headlight of an oncoming train.
If at first you don't succeed ... so much for skydiving.
The best cure for insomnia is a Monday morning. -- Sandy Cooley
After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an auto accident it makes you wonder about history.
The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg.
I'm in a phone booth at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.
Age is not important unless you're a cheese. -- Helen Hayes
Man will occasionally stumble over the truth ... but most of the time he just picks himself up and stumbles on.
The amount of sleep needed by the average person is ten minutes more.
The one man you never want to make mad is the mailman, for he really knows where you live.
I am not young enough to know everything.
Ok i'll stop spammin now ;D
The difference between smart people and dumb people isn't that smart people don't make mistakes. They just don't keep making the same mistake over and over again!
Duct tape is like The Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together !
Some people drink deeply from the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
PI = 3.14159,26535,89793,23846,26433,83279,50288,41971,69399,
37510,58209,74944,59230,78164,06286,20899,86280,34825,
34211,70679,82148,08651,32823,06647,09384,46095,50582,
23172,53594,08128,48111,74502,84102,70193,85211,05559,
64462,29489,54930,38196,44288,10975,66593,34461,28475,
64823,37867,83165,27120,19091,45648,56692,34603,48610,
45432,66482,13393,60726,02491,41273,
There is a difference between an open mind and a whole in the head.
The mailman bringeth and the trashman taketh away.
Why is there is only one monopolies commission?
Newton's First Law: Some days it's better to stay in bed.
In case of doubt ... make it sound convincing.
School ... a mental institution ? ! ?
Happiness is a warm puppy with an empty bladder.
The light at the end of a tunnel could turn out to be the headlight of an oncoming train.
If at first you don't succeed ... so much for skydiving.
The best cure for insomnia is a Monday morning. -- Sandy Cooley
After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an auto accident it makes you wonder about history.
The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg.
I'm in a phone booth at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.
Age is not important unless you're a cheese. -- Helen Hayes
Man will occasionally stumble over the truth ... but most of the time he just picks himself up and stumbles on.
The amount of sleep needed by the average person is ten minutes more.
The one man you never want to make mad is the mailman, for he really knows where you live.
I am not young enough to know everything.
Ok i'll stop spammin now ;D
Ramos
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