A True Friend

[Helms]

A good friend will be there to bail you outta jail, but a true friend will be sittin in jail next to you saying "man, that was some funny sh*t
 ;D

[flyboy 28]

Heard before in some sort, but still good.

My favorite is "A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you in jail saying, 'Man, she didn't look like no cop!'"