A duck walks into a store and asks the owner, "Do you have any grapes?"
The owner says no and the duck leaves.
The next day the Duck walks in again and ask, "Do you have any grapes?"
The Owner says no and the Duck leaves.
This goes on for another week and finally when the Duck comes back in the owner says, "If you ask me this one more time, I'm gonna nail your bill to the floor."
The next day the duck comes in and asks, "You got any nails?"
The owner says No.
"Good, you got any grapes?"
;D
