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Just picked up this little gem on my trusty radio...

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Man drives past a farm and runs over a Cockerel, killing it.
Goes to the Farm house.
Knocks on the door.
Farmers wife answers the door.

"I'm very sorry, Madam, but I've just run over your Cockerel in my car...
...and I would like to replace it"

"Please yourself. The Hens  are round the back".
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Boom-boom......!

Paul......!

Groan

I've not been around much lately, but I see on my return, you don't get any better, Paul  

hehe... kill the paperclip!

see:

1) my signiture
2) http://akula.dajoob.com/funny.jpg