Fun in the Hen House...!

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Fun in the Hen House...!

Postby Fozzer » Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:54 am

Just picked up this little gem on my trusty radio...

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Man drives past a farm and runs over a Cockerel, killing it.
Goes to the Farm house.
Knocks on the door.
Farmers wife answers the door.

"I'm very sorry, Madam, but I've just run over your Cockerel in my car...
...and I would like to replace it"

"Please yourself. The Hens  are round the back".
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Boom-boom...;D...!

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Re: Fun in the Hen House...!

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:27 pm

Groan ;D
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Re: Fun in the Hen House...!

Postby terbert » Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:35 pm

I've not been around much lately, but I see on my return, you don't get any better, Paul   ;D ;D
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Re: Fun in the Hen House...!

Postby Romulus111VADT » Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:55 pm

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Sorry, couldn't resist.....lmao..... ;D
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Re: Fun in the Hen House...!

Postby Akula. » Sun Jun 11, 2006 11:01 am

hehe... kill the paperclip!

see:

1) my signiture
2) http://akula.dajoob.com/funny.jpg
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