I want to be a scotland fan...
Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 7:55 pma bit of reading, but i thought it was worth it.
a young boy and the rest of his family (mother, father and younger sister) were out shopping for his birthday present. after looking around a few stores, they end up in a sports shop. the boy looks around a bit and a football top catches his eye. he picks it up, and turns to his sister and says, "sis, i know what i want for my birthday. i want to be a scotland fan and have this shirt". his little sister slaps him on the face and replies "you had better see mum". so the boy goes over too his mum with the strip and says too her "mum, i want to be a scotland fan". just like his sister, his mum slaps him on the face and says "you better find your father". so the boy finds his father and the same thing happens. he tells him he wants to be a scotland fan and again gets a slap in the face. the father then rounds up the family and tells them they are going home. during the journey home, the boys father asks, "so son. what did you learn today?". they boy then replies "well dad, i have been a scotland fan for only 3 hours and already i hate you english *******S!"
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a young boy and the rest of his family (mother, father and younger sister) were out shopping for his birthday present. after looking around a few stores, they end up in a sports shop. the boy looks around a bit and a football top catches his eye. he picks it up, and turns to his sister and says, "sis, i know what i want for my birthday. i want to be a scotland fan and have this shirt". his little sister slaps him on the face and replies "you had better see mum". so the boy goes over too his mum with the strip and says too her "mum, i want to be a scotland fan". just like his sister, his mum slaps him on the face and says "you better find your father". so the boy finds his father and the same thing happens. he tells him he wants to be a scotland fan and again gets a slap in the face. the father then rounds up the family and tells them they are going home. during the journey home, the boys father asks, "so son. what did you learn today?". they boy then replies "well dad, i have been a scotland fan for only 3 hours and already i hate you english *******S!"
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