In a semi-rural area near Kingman, KS, a new arriver to the neighborhood called the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign by the road.
"Too many deer are being hit by cars," he complained, "and I don't want them to cross there anymore."
A probation officer in Wichita, KS, was crossing with a coworker when she asked if he knew what the buzzer was for. The coworker explained that it buzzes when it's safe to cross the street, so that blind people know when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"
A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's office plugged her power strip back into itself and, for the life of her, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.
A husband and his wife arrived at a Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi, to pick up their car and were told the keys had been locked in it, finding a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. While watching from the passenger side, the wife instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
"Hey," she announced to the technician, "its open!"
He replied, "I know - I already got that side."
