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Murphy's Laws for Frequent Flyers

1.  No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight.

2.  If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal.

3.  If you arrive very early for a flight, it inevitably will be delayed.

4.  Flights never leave from Gate #1 at any terminal in the world.

5.  If you must work on your flight, you will experience turbulence as soon as you touch pen to paper.

6.  If you are assigned a middle seat, you can determine who has the seats on the aisle and the window while you are still in the boarding area.  Just look for the two largest passengers.

7.  Only passengers seated in window seats ever have to get up to go to
the lavatory.

8.  The crying baby on board your flight is always seated next to you.

9.  The best-looking woman on your flight is never seated next to you.

10. The less carry-on luggage space available on an aircraft, the more carry-on
luggage passengers will bring aboard.

so true

makes me feel bad... reminds me of all the flights ive been on

1.  No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight.

2.  If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal.

Both happened a couple years ago due to the first flight being delayed.

8.  The crying baby on board your flight is always seated next to you.

Or the little kid that kicks seats for the entire 6 hour redeye will always be seated behind you...and they always seem to be acompanied by a rather rude mother who refuses to do anything about it

Ah the joys of being a passenger in a flying metal tube

9.  The best-looking woman on your flight is never seated next to you.

Actually she always is if you are travelling with your missus. Your missus will happily stab you to death with the plastic fork if you so much as glance at her