A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership and floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the interstate, pushing the pedal even further to the floor.
Then, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him. No problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 100mph, then 110, then 120mph.
Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!"
He then pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the driver's side of the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man, looking very seriously at the trooper, said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," said the trooper.
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