Two jokes..
Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 8:32 amThere was a young F-15 pilot flying escort for a B-52 one day. The F-15 pilot,
being the young hotshot that he was, challenged the B-52 pilot:
"Anything you can do, I can do better" came the challenge over the R/T.
The B-52 pilot accepted the challenge, but stayed in level flight for 30 seconds. "So?
What did you do?" asked the young F-15 pilot. \"I just shut down two engines.
Can you do that?\" came the reply from the cockpit of the BUFF.
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Tower: "...and for your information, you were slightly to the left of the centerline on that approach."
Speedbird: "That's correct; and, my First Officer was slightly to the right"
Have a nice sunday!
being the young hotshot that he was, challenged the B-52 pilot:
"Anything you can do, I can do better" came the challenge over the R/T.
The B-52 pilot accepted the challenge, but stayed in level flight for 30 seconds. "So?
What did you do?" asked the young F-15 pilot. \"I just shut down two engines.
Can you do that?\" came the reply from the cockpit of the BUFF.
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Tower: "...and for your information, you were slightly to the left of the centerline on that approach."
Speedbird: "That's correct; and, my First Officer was slightly to the right"
Have a nice sunday!
