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Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a sausage...  ???

That is pertty terrible, I heard a similar one (still one of my favorites!) "Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted"

That is pertty terrible, I heard a similar one (still one of my favorites!) "Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted"

Just how bad do you want this to get, ALROT? Two nuts die in battle and, with all their nutty friends at their funeral, you only give them one little minute of silence? Why, I tell you, their friends are totally shell shocked!

A bra and a top hat are just leaving a party when they see a pair of boobs waiting for a taxi. The bra says to the top hat 'You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift'.

Told you, pants

[Posted by H: Just how bad do you want this to get, ALROT? Two nuts die in battle and, with all their nutty friends at their funeral, you only give them one little minute of silence? Why, I tell you, their friends are totally shell shocked! ]
Only a bit more shovelling 'till six feet...

That is pretty terrible, but I heard a real bad one from a friend of mine at Cadets. It doesn't even make sense.

Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a sausage...  ???