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An old man, Mr. Kowalski, was living the last of his life in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad, and nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Kowalski, "My penis died today."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Kowalski, please accept my condolences.

The following day, Mr. Kowalski was walking down the hall with his penis hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Kowalski," she said, "I thought you told me your penis had died?"

"It did, "he replied. "Today's the viewing."

As my mum worked geriatrics for a while I can appreciate the horrible truth in this.

Romulus strikes again.

Ozzy

lol

lol

I'm crying, it's so funny.

its realllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly funny

Hahahahaha

Funny, yes, but yet another 3-year old post....  ::)

Good joke, but Emmanuel. Honestly. Stop digging these up.

Quite funny, but why are you bringing this old topics up for?...?  ::)

LOL!! Great one.

Guys, what's the problem, I know I don't mind a good joke, 3 years old or not?

LOL!! Great one.

Guys, what's the problem, I know I don't mind a good joke, 3 years old or not?

LMAO, looks like people are getting desperate if their looking back 3 years for a joke....

I don't think he checks the topics again, I've sent him a PM.