Peanuts!

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Peanuts!

Postby mostickity » Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:52 pm

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, " Why then don't you eat the peanuts yourself?".

"We can't chew them because we've no teeth," she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"

The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."  ;D
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Re: Peanuts!

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:57 pm

Oh man...that dude got owned ;D :o ;D
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Re: Peanuts!

Postby Theis » Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:57 pm

Eeewww... ;D
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Re: Peanuts!

Postby lilley91 » Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:56 pm

did he not realize that they were wet with peoples saliva?!?!?!?!

thats is just wrong
i stil laugh at it though.
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Re: Peanuts!

Postby Ecko » Sat Apr 22, 2006 7:39 pm

Wow.. ;D
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Re: Peanuts!

Postby Sytse » Sun Apr 23, 2006 8:43 am

:o Yuck!  :-[  ;D
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Re: Peanuts!

Postby Jared » Sun Apr 23, 2006 12:06 pm

haha, yeah this is a classic one!
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Re: Peanuts!

Postby SosaPilot » Sun Apr 23, 2006 4:09 pm

:-X :-/ :-X

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