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I had a fight in B&Q today.............

PostPosted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 6:17 pm
by 4_Series_Scania
I had a fight in B&Q today* One of the staff came up to me and asked if I wanted decking, so I got the first punch in and legged it.......... ;D



* B&Q - UK Based "Do It Yourself" retailer.

Re: I had a fight in B&Q today.............

PostPosted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 8:04 pm
by Jared
What the?!?

OOOH!!!!  ;D ;D ;D

Re: I had a fight in B&Q today.............

PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:46 am
by Ecko
I really don't get that british humour sometimes?

Re: I had a fight in B&Q today.............

PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:59 am
by cspyro21
LOL  ;D ;D

I really don't get that british humour sometimes?


Decking = wooden floorboards.

Decking in slang means "I'm going to beat the h

Re: I had a fight in B&Q today.............

PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:03 am
by Ecko
[quote]LOL  ;D ;D


Decking = wooden floorboards.

Decking in slang means "I'm going to beat the h

Re: I had a fight in B&Q today.............

PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:53 am
by Woodlouse2002
HAHAHAHAHA!

Brilliant. ;D

Re: I had a fight in B&Q today.............

PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:57 am
by Jimbo
LOLOL  ;D ;D

Bloody Fantastic..

Heee  ;D

Re: I had a fight in B&Q today.............

PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:00 am
by Theis
LOL!! ;D ;D

I get it, and it's funny!! ;D ;D ;D

Re: I had a fight in B&Q today.............

PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:20 pm
by Saitek
I normally laugh at non-brits inability to understand, but for once I think we should let any folks off. After all B&Q is a Brit store.  ::)

Re: I had a fight in B&Q today.............

PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:27 pm
by TacitBlue
I still found it funny. ;D

Re: I had a fight in B&Q today.............

PostPosted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 11:43 pm
by ChuckMajik
Smashing, loved it!
To be honest, this is the first joke I've laughed out loud at in weeks.

Re: I had a fight in B&Q today.............

PostPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:37 am
by ozzy72
Nasty.... I liked it ;D

Re: I had a fight in B&Q today.............

PostPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:52 am
by Craig.
well for our north american friends. replace B&Q with Home Depot they are exactly the same thing.

as for the joke. brilliant ;D

Re: I had a fight in B&Q today.............

PostPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 8:49 pm
by BAW0343
im american, i get it... its just not that funny

Re: I had a fight in B&Q today.............

PostPosted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:41 am
by Flt.Lt.Andrew
Hehe! Excellent.



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