" Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you"
I could see that getting someone slapped

A few random buisness slogans I searched.
Art's Electric Condoms--"Let us remove your shorts"
Some auto company--"Drive in with pile, drive out with a smile"
My all time favorite....
Yardvark's Lawn & Maintenance Condoms--"We do more than mow, blow, and go"
Found here...

http://www.outwestnewspaper.com/wacky.html