What If.................

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What If.................

Postby Mynameisnemo » Fri Mar 10, 2006 7:55 am

.........all the major retailers started making their own condoms but kept the same tag-lines...

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better

Tesco Condoms - every little helps

Nike Condoms - Just do it

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life

Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk

KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good

Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand

Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load

Abbey National Condoms - because life is complicated enough

Coco Cola Condoms - The real thing

Ever Ready Condoms - keep going and going

Macintosh Condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple

Pringles Condoms - once you pop,you can't stop

Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper

Goodyear Condoms - "for a longer ride, go
wide"

FCUK Condoms - no comment required

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain?

Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hardwork

Halford Condoms - we go the extra mile

Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you

Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault Condoms - size really does matter!

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin

Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes

Domestos Condoms - gets right under the rim!!

Heineken Condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

Carlsburg Condoms - probably the best condom in the world

Mars Condoms - a condom a day helps you work rest and play

AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service

Pepperoni Condoms - its a bit of an animal

Polo Condoms - the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller !!)

sorry if its bpb but i thought this was quite funny
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Re: What If.................

Postby Alphajet_Enthusiast » Fri Mar 10, 2006 8:54 am

LMAO
Now I'm convinced, tehse businesses are just all fronts...  ;D
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Re: What If.................

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Fri Mar 10, 2006 11:38 am

Love KFC's ;D ;D
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Postby Scorpiоn » Fri Mar 10, 2006 1:34 pm

Samsung - Samsung means to come
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Re: What If.................

Postby Sytse » Fri Mar 10, 2006 1:49 pm

Nokia - Connecting people
Peugeot - You feel better in a Peugeot
JZ - In any dimension you want
Philips - Making things better
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Re: What If.................

Postby Akula. » Sun Mar 12, 2006 5:48 am

Curry's - no worries!
McDonalds - Im loving it
Bounty - wont go soggy
Dell - you wont find them in shops
Maltesers - a lighter way to enjoy it :)

all i could think of off the top of my head...
LMAO!!! oh god, the Minstrels one...
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Re: What If.................

Postby cspyro21 » Sun Mar 12, 2006 7:26 am

LOL  ;D ;D
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Re: What If.................

Postby AlphaBravo » Wed Mar 15, 2006 4:20 pm

Duracell - Lasts longer :P
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Re: What If.................

Postby flyboy 28 » Wed Mar 15, 2006 6:08 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Postby Scorpiоn » Wed Mar 15, 2006 8:44 pm

Energizer...

Do I really have to say it? ::) ;D
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Postby Mynameisnemo » Wed Mar 15, 2006 8:56 pm

Energizer...

Do I really have to say it? ::) ;D


Energizer bunny? ;)
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Postby Katahu » Wed Mar 15, 2006 10:43 pm


Energizer bunny? ;)


"Nothing drives a woman crazy like a good 'ol Easter basket on her bunny." (Robin Williams, Live on Broadway )

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Re: What If.................

Postby Triple_7 » Wed Mar 15, 2006 11:21 pm

" Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you"

I could see that getting someone slapped ::)

A few random buisness slogans I searched.

Art's Electric Condoms--"Let us remove your shorts"

Some auto company--"Drive in with pile, drive out with a smile"

My all time favorite....

Yardvark's Lawn & Maintenance Condoms--"We do more than mow, blow, and go"


Found here... ;)  http://www.outwestnewspaper.com/wacky.html
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Re: What If.................

Postby Souichiro » Mon Mar 20, 2006 6:19 pm

Or

" Intel Inside " Intel

" Because I'm worth it " L'oreal

" No Nonsense " John Smith

" It's fun to play together" X-Box live

And for those with problems

" The Appliance of Science " Zanussi

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Re: What If.................

Postby llamedos » Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:07 pm

Microsoft flight simulator 2004 condoms - As real as it gets

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