was just looking at some aviation quotes online and made me think of a flight i took with southwest, it was a quick flight from Tucson to LA. During the safty annoucemnt the stuardess come to the water landing part, she then when on to say "in an event of a water landing the seats may be used as a floatation device, kick paddle kick in the dirt back to the airport..." not exact but i thought it was rather good for the flight, eased me a bit scince it was my first flight scince i was 7 ;D gotta love those quotes
(few more in my sig. if you havent noticed ;D )