what I learned from the net...

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what I learned from the net...

Postby Jared » Mon Mar 27, 2006 9:13 pm

What I learned from the internet:

Home is where you hang your @.

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.

A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.

You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.

Great groups from little icons grow.

Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.

C:\ is the root of all directories.

Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.

Pentium wise, pen and paper foolish.

The modem is the message.

Too many clicks spoil the browse.

The geek shall inherit the earth.

Don't byte off more than you can view.

Fax is stranger than fiction.

What boots up must come down.

Windows will never cease.

Virtual reality is its own reward.

Modulation in all things.

C:\ is the root of all directories.

A user and his leisure time are soon parted.

There's no place like http://www.home.com

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
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Re: what I learned from the net...

Postby ctjoyce » Tue Mar 28, 2006 11:58 pm

HOLEY CRAP!!! www.home.com is a real site. I never though that someone would stoop that low.

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