Blondes ring true!

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Blondes ring true!

Postby Jared » Mon Mar 27, 2006 9:57 pm

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened to her. She answered the phone, sobbing, and said she couldn't get out of her room.

"You can't get out of your room?" the captaind asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied, "There are only three doors in here, "she cried," one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says, "Do Not Disturb"!!
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Re: Blondes ring true!

Postby gottoflynow » Tue Mar 28, 2006 10:11 pm

Simple but funny ;D

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