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Posted: **Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:21 am**

The old man had just had his 110th birthday, and a local reporter was sent to his home, to ask him how he got so old.
Reporter: What is the first thing you do in the morning?
Old man: I sh!t! ohh i sh!t soo much!
Reporter: Well, we can't really bring that.. What is the second thing you do in the morning?
Old man: I pee! ohh, I pee atleast a litre! the golden rain is fossing out!
Reporter: Well, that can't we bring either, what is the third thing you do in the morning?
Old man: I get out of my bed..
Reporter: ............ Ahh...ok...jus...just forget this conversation, ok?
Old man: What conversation?
Reporter: Ok, thats it! Im out of here!
Old man: Wait! you havn't changed my diper yet!

Posted: **Tue Mar 21, 2006 1:29 pm**

Right.... ::)

Posted: **Tue Mar 21, 2006 1:38 pm**

Strange...but funny

Posted: **Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:56 pm**

I bet the people at the old folks home would laugh at it.... ::)

Just don't tell them after they've had their prune juice or you'll need a shovel.....

Posted: **Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:08 pm**

uuuuggh...thats strangely...funny!!!!

-gottoflynow

Posted: **Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:26 pm**

That's really gross, man. But that is still really funny.

Posted: **Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:06 pm**

You trying to suggest life at 110 is nothing but a load of ....? :-X

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:08 pm**

You trying to suggest life at 110 is nothing but a load of ....?

No! Jeez, you don't get it do you?

It's that and a litre of wee!

Posted: **Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:03 pm**

LOL that was good!

Posted: **Sat Mar 25, 2006 3:12 pm**

haha!

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