They celebrated and then when the son was born he was only a head!!!
"Well", the guy said,"I'll treat him like a real person none the less."
So the son grew up and on his 21st birhtday the dad took him to a bar.
"Son you're old enough to drink so were gonna have a beer."
"Ok dad."
So they went and the Dad ordered 2 beers
The son drank a beer and low and behold, he grew a body.
The dad was awstruck so he ordered another beer.
The son drank and grew an arm. Drank another for the other arm. One for a leg. One more for the other leg and, now he was a full human!!!
But, after 5 beers he was seriously drunk. His dad was so happy he dragged him to the door so they could show his wife. When he let go of the son, the son stummbled into the road (being drunk) and was hit by a tractor-trailer. Well, he immediatley died and the dad was distrought. The bartender walked up and said,"Well, I guess he should have quit while he was a head.
