by TheBod1357 » Tue Feb 28, 2006 2:52 pm
Ill try another one then I guess, hope this one hasnt bpb.
So a blonde actress is headed to New York for an audition, she boards her plane and takes a seat in first class. A short while later, a stewardess notices that she is in the wrong seat, she approaches her and says "Ma'am, I believe you are in the wrong seat, your seat is in coach." The blonde replies, "No, I am a blonde, an actress, and I am very intelligent and this is my seat". The stewardess says, "Oh." and walks away. Shortly after the Co-pilot approaches her and tells her, "ma'am you are in the wrong seat, your seat is in coach". Once again the blonde replies, "No, I have just told the stewardess that I am a blonde actress and I am very intelligent, and this is my seat." The Co-pilot replies "Oh." and walks away. A little later, The Captain walks determindedly up to her and says "Ma'am, this is not your seat, you need to move to coach." The blonde, getting very agitated by now, says stubbornly, "No, I have just told these two crewmembers that I am a blonde, an actress, and I am very intelligent, and this is my seat." The Captain responds, "Oh." Then he thinks for a bit, and leans over to her and whispers something in her ear. The blonde exclaims, "OH!", immediately gets up, and goes and sits in coach. The Co-pilot and stewardess are shocked and ask the captain what he said that made her move so willingly. The captain smiles and says simply, "I just told her that first class isnt going to New York."
