Mr T
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 9:05 amMr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding
his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is
always understood.
Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created
Pity.
There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to
walk.
Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T
in the chest. the result was the 80's.
23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken
you to read this sentence.
Mr. T's pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of the
concept of infinity.
You have only seen Mr. T in human form. In Narnia, he is a T. Rex with a
lion's tail hanging out of his mouth.
Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.
Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed.
Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the
show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with
the words "Right Behind You" written on it.
Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.
Mr. T once rocked the Casbah. Which explains why there is no longer a
Casbah.
Behind every great man, there is a great woman. Behind that woman is Mr. T.
In 1995, Mr. T was diagnosed with B-cell lymphoma but he pitied his own fool
cells until the disease turned into T-cell lymphoma. Upon closer inspection
by doctors, the cancerous T-cells now had mohawks, gold chains around their
nucleus and were tired of the other cell's jibba-jabba.
his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is
always understood.
Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created
Pity.
There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to
walk.
Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T
in the chest. the result was the 80's.
23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken
you to read this sentence.
Mr. T's pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of the
concept of infinity.
You have only seen Mr. T in human form. In Narnia, he is a T. Rex with a
lion's tail hanging out of his mouth.
Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.
Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed.
Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the
show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with
the words "Right Behind You" written on it.
Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.
Mr. T once rocked the Casbah. Which explains why there is no longer a
Casbah.
Behind every great man, there is a great woman. Behind that woman is Mr. T.
In 1995, Mr. T was diagnosed with B-cell lymphoma but he pitied his own fool
cells until the disease turned into T-cell lymphoma. Upon closer inspection
by doctors, the cancerous T-cells now had mohawks, gold chains around their
nucleus and were tired of the other cell's jibba-jabba.
Must I call Murdoch to go crazy on you?