dum blonde
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2002 10:02 amHeres a dum blonde joke
A blonde went to go get her hair died (burnet). on the way home she stoped by a sheperds field. She said to the sheperd " if I can tell u how many sheep are in the field can I take 1 home?"
" Sure" he replied.
" 126" she said.
" Wow thats great" the sheperd said.
Just as the blonde (now bernet) was about to pull away the sheperd knocked on her car window and said
"If i can guess what your hair color used to be can I have My dog back?"
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Also...
A blonde went into a store and said to the store clerk "I would like to buy that tv how much is it?"
The clerk replied "I'm sorry we don't sell tvs to blonds."
She got her hair died and came back. Still with the same responce. Finally she asked the clerk " How did u no it was me the hole time" The clerk replied, "Because ma'm thats a microwave" :P
A blonde went to go get her hair died (burnet). on the way home she stoped by a sheperds field. She said to the sheperd " if I can tell u how many sheep are in the field can I take 1 home?"
" Sure" he replied.
" 126" she said.
" Wow thats great" the sheperd said.
Just as the blonde (now bernet) was about to pull away the sheperd knocked on her car window and said
"If i can guess what your hair color used to be can I have My dog back?"
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Also...
A blonde went into a store and said to the store clerk "I would like to buy that tv how much is it?"
The clerk replied "I'm sorry we don't sell tvs to blonds."
She got her hair died and came back. Still with the same responce. Finally she asked the clerk " How did u no it was me the hole time" The clerk replied, "Because ma'm thats a microwave" :P
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