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Bored at Work?

Postby Mick_C » Thu Feb 09, 2006 1:28 am

This has PBP before, but it's one of the better ones I've got. (We actually did this once, and it was hillarious!) ;D

Bored in Meetings? try this!

Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Here's a way to change all of that.

1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by drawing a square. I find that 5"x 5" is a good size. Divide the card into columns-five across and five down. That will give
you 25 one-inch blocks.
2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:

* synergy
* strategic fit
* core competencies
* best practice
* bottom line
* revisit
* expeditious
* to tell you the truth (or "the truth is")
* 24/7
* out of the loop
* benchmark
* value-added
* proactive
* win-win
* think outside the box
* fast track
* result-driven
* empower (or empowerment)
* knowledge base
* at the end of the day
* touch base
* mindset
* client focus(ed)
* paradigm
* game plan
* leverage

3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.

4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, you must stand up and shout "BULLS***!"

Testimonials from satisfied "BullS*** Bingo" players:

* "I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won."- Adam W., Atlanta

* "My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically."- David T., Florida

* "What a gas! Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win."- Dan J., New York City

* "The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." - Ben G., Denver

* "The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed 'BULLS***!' for the third time in two hours."-Bob Q., Indianapolis

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Re: Bored at Work?

Postby Katahu » Thu Feb 09, 2006 1:34 am

I like to try that one day. However, I will get demoted to no-rank airman if I do. ;D
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Re: Bored at Work?

Postby Bombardier101 » Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:25 am

Haha!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Nice one! ;D
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