Peaches
Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:57 pmAn old woman is in front of the judge having been charged with shoplifting a can of peaches from the local supermarket. "Ma'am, why did you steal the peaches?" asked the judge. "Your Honor, I was starving and wanted something to eat, but I didn't have any money."
Taking pity on the woman, he asked her how many peaches were in the can. "I believe there were six."
"I hereby sentence you to six days in jail--one for each peach." The woman's husband was next to her. "Your Honor, may I say something?" "Yes, you may speak," He replied. "your Honor, she also stole a can of peas!"
Taking pity on the woman, he asked her how many peaches were in the can. "I believe there were six."
"I hereby sentence you to six days in jail--one for each peach." The woman's husband was next to her. "Your Honor, may I say something?" "Yes, you may speak," He replied. "your Honor, she also stole a can of peas!"