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That house in heaven.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 6:16 pm
by bbstackerf
Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around.  They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window.

"This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."  

Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner.  It was a 3 story mansion with a blue and white sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flag pole with an enormous Seahawks flag, and in every window a blue Towel.

Peyton looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro quarterback, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."

God said, "So what's your point, Peyton?"

"Well, why does Matt Hasselbeck get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said, "Peyton, that's not Matt's house, it's mine."

GO HAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D


Keni ;)

Re: That house in heaven.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 6:58 pm
by Jared
haha, I've seen 3 different versions of this joke in the past week to suit the posters tastes :D

Re: That house in heaven.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:03 pm
by BFMF
LOL

Re: That house in heaven.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:04 pm
by bbstackerf
Yeah, a lot of it going around in emails. I must have received at least 7 jokes about the Hawks and Steelers that could be read either way. ;D


Keni ;)

Re: That house in heaven.

PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:37 pm
by Hai Perso Coyone?
;D