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An old career criminal was being sentenced in Court after being found guilty of theft. The mans lawyer stood up to the judge and said "due to the age of my client I'm hope you will show consideration and give him a prison sentence in terms of months rather than years."
"Ok then." Said the Judge. "36 months."

LOL!!

Clever jugde!

When I was a Deputy, I was in court one day when a smart-ass was getting sent to the county lockup.

The judge gave him 30 days in the "House of Corrections". To which the smart-ass said, "30 Days, $hit that'll be a piece of cake". The Judge looked at him and said, "Oh, so you like cake, huh, well then I'll give you another piece. That will be another 30 days for contempt of court. Would you care for another piece of cake"?

That Judge was a demon when it came to disrespect of the court.

[quote]When I was a Deputy, I was in court one day when a smart-ass was getting sent to the county lockup.

The judge gave him 30 days in the "House of Corrections". To which the smart-ass said, "30 Days, $hit that'll be a piece of cake". The Judge looked at him and said, "Oh, so you like cake, huh, well then I'll give you another piece. That will be another 30 days for contempt of court. Would you care for another piece of cake"?

That Judge was a demon when it came to disrespect of the court.