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Valuable Witness: Excerpts from "Disorder in the American Courts"
Actual excerpts from the records of court stenographers:

Lawyer: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
Witness: Oral.
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Lawyer: What is your date of birth?
Witness: July 15.
Lawyer: What year?
Witness: Every year.
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Lawyer: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
Witness: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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Lawyer: How old is your son, the one living with you?
Witness: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Lawyer: How long has he lived with you?
Witness: Forty-five years.
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Lawyer: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
Witness: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Lawyer: And why did that upset you?
Witness: My name is Susan.
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Lawyer: Are you sexually active?
Witness: No, I just lie there.

LOL

BPB mate...

LOL

BPB mate...

Not only as in Been Posted Before but as Been Published Before. There's more in the book, "Disorder in the American Courts" ; a few more posted (maybe) before excerpts coming soon.

Not only as in Been Posted Before but as Been Published Before. There's more in the book, "Disorder in the American Courts" ; a few more posted (maybe) before excerpts coming soon.

That would be an interesting read. Keep 'em coming