The USRSF
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 5:20 amThis may already be posted here somewhere and I just didn't find it. So, I'm not sure how many of you have already heard about this but we've been getting desperate in the hopes of getting our troups out of Iraq. My uncle just sent this:
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit consisting of members from Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys -- the United States Redneck Special Forces. This team will be dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following facts regarding terrorists:
1. The terrorist season opened today.
2. There is no limit, bag all you can.
3. Terrorists taste just like chicken.
4. Terrorists don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. Terrorists are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
It is expected that the problem in Iraq will be over by well before next Friday.
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit consisting of members from Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys -- the United States Redneck Special Forces. This team will be dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following facts regarding terrorists:
1. The terrorist season opened today.
2. There is no limit, bag all you can.
3. Terrorists taste just like chicken.
4. Terrorists don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. Terrorists are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
It is expected that the problem in Iraq will be over by well before next Friday.
