Nelson and the China man.
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:32 amNelson Mandela was sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he heard a knock at the door.
When he opened it, he wass confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!"
Behind him was an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
Nelson was standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man started to yell louder, "You Sign! You sign!"
Nelson saids to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man," and shuts the door in his face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again...
When he opened it, the little Chinese man was back with a huge truckfull of brake pads. He thrust his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!"
Mr Mandela was getting a bit irritated by now, so he pushed the little Chinese man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!"
Then he slammed the door in the Chinese man's face.
The following day, Nelson was resting, and late in the afternoon, he heard a knock on the door again.
On opening the door, there was the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You sign! You sign!"
Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
This time Nelson lost his temper completely. He picked up the little man by his shirt front and yelled at him: "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?"
The little Chinese man looked very puzzled, stared at his clipboard, and said:
(It's a beauty - wait for it)
(Get your best Chinese accent ready)
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"You not Nissan Main Dealer?"
When he opened it, he wass confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!"
Behind him was an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
Nelson was standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man started to yell louder, "You Sign! You sign!"
Nelson saids to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man," and shuts the door in his face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again...
When he opened it, the little Chinese man was back with a huge truckfull of brake pads. He thrust his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!"
Mr Mandela was getting a bit irritated by now, so he pushed the little Chinese man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I don't want them!"
Then he slammed the door in the Chinese man's face.
The following day, Nelson was resting, and late in the afternoon, he heard a knock on the door again.
On opening the door, there was the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You sign! You sign!"
Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.
This time Nelson lost his temper completely. He picked up the little man by his shirt front and yelled at him: "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?"
The little Chinese man looked very puzzled, stared at his clipboard, and said:
(It's a beauty - wait for it)
(Get your best Chinese accent ready)
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"You not Nissan Main Dealer?"
DOn't I fell silly? 
