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A little boy asks his father - Daddy, how was I born?

Dad responds, ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:

You've got male!

Ah bless.

Ah bless.

LMAO, Somehow I knew you'd be the first one to look...

LOL!!

Lol, that's cute.

Nice story...

Hmm, if that's the case. How did it happen before the internet?

just kidding....

Hmm, if that's the case. How did it happen before the internet?

just kidding....

Well, when my dad went to explain it to me. He said, "Son, we need to talk about the birds and the bees". I replied, "What's to discuss, the only thing you get from the birds and the bees is stung and shit on." He sat there with this totally stunned look as my mom about fell down laughing at him.

Well, when my dad went to explain it to me. He said, "Son, we need to talk about the birds and the bees". I replied, "What's to discuss, the only thing you get from the birds and the bees is stung and shit on." He sat there with this totally stunned look as my mom about fell down laughing at him.

LOL That's funnier than the original.

Beautiful

LOL That's funnier than the original.

My mom said she knew from a very young age that I would grow up to be a real smart-ass.

Case in point- We were at the beach and I was about 8 years old. I was sitting at the edge of the sand where the surf would come up around my waist. So here comes dear ole dad with a conch shell. He sticks it up to my ear and says, "Here son, if you listen to it you can hear the ocean".

I looked up at him and said, "No kidding dad, I'm only 20 feet from it"!

Hmmm, I think I'm begining to see why dear ole dad and I never really got along.....