The New Birds & The Bees

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The New Birds & The Bees

Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Jan 19, 2006 2:23 pm

A little boy asks his father - Daddy, how was I born?

Dad responds, ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:

You've got male!

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Re: The New Birds & The Bees

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Thu Jan 19, 2006 2:27 pm

Ah bless. ;D
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Re: The New Birds & The Bees

Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Jan 19, 2006 2:31 pm

Ah bless. ;D


LMAO, Somehow I knew you'd be the first one to look... ;D
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Re: The New Birds & The Bees

Postby Theis » Thu Jan 19, 2006 2:40 pm

LOL!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The New Birds & The Bees

Postby cspyro21 » Thu Jan 19, 2006 2:44 pm

Lol, that's cute. :D
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Re: The New Birds & The Bees

Postby Hai Perso Coyone? » Thu Jan 19, 2006 2:50 pm

Nice story... ;D
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Re: The New Birds & The Bees

Postby BFMF » Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:40 pm

Hmm, if that's the case. How did it happen before the internet? :-X ;D ;)

just kidding.... ;)
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Re: The New Birds & The Bees

Postby Romulus111VADT » Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:12 pm

Hmm, if that's the case. How did it happen before the internet? :-X ;D ;)

just kidding.... ;)


Well, when my dad went to explain it to me. He said, "Son, we need to talk about the birds and the bees". I replied, "What's to discuss, the only thing you get from the birds and the bees is stung and shit on." He sat there with this totally stunned look as my mom about fell down laughing at him.

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Re: The New Birds & The Bees

Postby flyboy 28 » Fri Jan 20, 2006 3:47 pm


Well, when my dad went to explain it to me. He said, "Son, we need to talk about the birds and the bees". I replied, "What's to discuss, the only thing you get from the birds and the bees is stung and shit on." He sat there with this totally stunned look as my mom about fell down laughing at him.

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LOL That's funnier than the original. :D
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Re: The New Birds & The Bees

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:08 pm

Beautiful ;D
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Re: The New Birds & The Bees

Postby Romulus111VADT » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:15 pm


LOL That's funnier than the original. :D


My mom said she knew from a very young age that I would grow up to be a real smart-ass.

Case in point- We were at the beach and I was about 8 years old. I was sitting at the edge of the sand where the surf would come up around my waist. So here comes dear ole dad with a conch shell. He sticks it up to my ear and says, "Here son, if you listen to it you can hear the ocean".

I looked up at him and said, "No kidding dad, I'm only 20 feet from it"! ::)

Hmmm, I think I'm begining to see why dear ole dad and I never really got along..... ;D
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