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Well according to the latest research and surveys these are the 10 things a German lad would most like to find in his bed!

No hot German chick?

No Belgian beer?

Wow, someone from across the pond mentioned a beer that I've actually tried. Warsteinner and Beck's. They were pretty good, but hard to find around here.

Don't let any of that poison go near my bed!

Don't let any of that poison go near my bed!

But it's a fantastic aid to getting much better things into your bed.


Start small.

Best things to be found in my bed...Bottle of Jack D. some other poisons, that cute little Taiwanese girlfriend.....erm...i mean...beer

Mmmmmm....beeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrr

I don't drink the stuff (don't like bitter tastes) but I'm doing up an inventory list. The only one of these on it is Beck's.

But it's a fantastic aid to getting much better things into your bed.


Start small.

I guess you could drug up someone into it.

That Diebels looks like its missing the cap, could be a bit of a problem. And just so you know, beer isnt the #1 beverage in Germany, its coffee. Somebody Melita (same as Melita coffee company) a German housewife invented percolated coffee.

I guess you could drug up someone into it.

Now that really is not a way you want to get arrested.

Now that really is not a way you want to get arrested.

Certainly not... not that you'd want to be arrested for any other reason.

Certainly not... not that you'd want to be arrested for any other reason.

Oh I dunno. I've always rather fancied being arrested for loitering.

I've always rather fancied being arrested for loitering.

Loitering? Or littering...  or litering? Sorry, caught up with the source of the thread.

Lettering.