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Time

Postby Mehdi » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:21 pm

A sales rep is driving down a London road at night. He's really tired and so pulls up in the middle of a road and has a little nap.

The man didn't know that he had parked in the middle of a road which was part of a jogging exercise. A jogger came along and knocked on the window. The sales rep woke up.

"Got the time, mate?"
"Quarter past seven"
"Cheers."

And with that, the jogger jogged away, and the sales rep went back to sleep. 15 minutes later, another jogger came along and knocked on the window.

"Sorry, but have you got the time?"
"Half-past seven"
"Thanks."

And with that, the jogger jogged away. The sales rep was quite annoyed as he wanted some sleep, so he wrote on a piece of paper 'I DON'T KNOW THE TIME' and stuck it on his window.

Another jogger then knocked on his window and said,

"It's ten past eight, mate."

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Re: Time

Postby Saitek » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:43 pm

I like that one! ;D
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Re: Time

Postby daz1 » Sat Jan 14, 2006 4:01 pm

hehehehehehehehe ;D good one
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Re: Time

Postby BFMF » Sat Jan 14, 2006 4:47 pm

LOL ;D
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