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Postby Woodlouse2002 » Wed Jan 11, 2006 4:37 pm

A man walks through customs with a very long thin package on his shoulder. The customs official looks at this and says to him "Are you a polevaulter?"

The man looks back and says "Nein I am German. But how did you know I vas called Walter?"
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Re: Customs...

Postby C » Wed Jan 11, 2006 5:48 pm

Lol! ;D Nice one centurion... :)
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Re: Customs...

Postby Craig. » Wed Jan 11, 2006 5:58 pm

hahahaha ;D
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Re: Customs...

Postby flyboy 28 » Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:00 pm

:P
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Re: Customs...

Postby killerbunny » Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:09 pm

;D ;D
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Re: Customs...

Postby Katahu » Wed Jan 11, 2006 7:58 pm

Oh god. Another corny joke from the pros of SimV. ::)
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Re: Customs...

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:02 pm

Oh god. Another corny joke from the pros of SimV. ::)

I suppose then that you've no wish to hear about the magic tractor that turned into a field?
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Re: Customs...

Postby Mynameisnemo » Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:34 pm

I suppose then that you've no wish to hear about the magic tractor that turned into a field?


::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) don't get that one lol...........
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Re: Customs...

Postby BFMF » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:02 pm

I don't know why but it made me chuckle ;D
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Re: Customs...

Postby TacitBlue » Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:15 pm

I suppose then that you've no wish to hear about the magic tractor that turned into a field?


Hey, that isn't funny, two of my freinds turned into a gas station the other day. :-/

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Re: Customs...

Postby Craig. » Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:36 am

Groan ;D I have to put up with these types of jokes from my aunt and uncle all the time :D
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Re: Customs...

Postby H » Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:04 am

Groan ;D I have to put up with these types of jokes from my aunt and uncle all the time :D
Why? What did they turn into? 8)
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