Baby without ears

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Baby without ears

Postby beefhole » Thu Jan 05, 2006 10:27 pm

Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home.

Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely. When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." The mother said, why, thank you, Little Johnny." Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. "Can he see?" asked Little Johnny.

"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision "That's great", said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be f****d if he needed glasses."
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Re: Baby without ears

Postby Ben_M_K » Thu Jan 05, 2006 10:58 pm

LOL that's classic. So...does the dad still spank him? ;D
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Re: Baby without ears

Postby BFMF » Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:58 pm

LOL that's classic. So...does the dad still spank him? ;D


I wouldn't doubt if the infant's mother did it for him ;D
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Re: Baby without ears

Postby Gunny04 » Sat Jan 07, 2006 1:54 am

LOL! Thats hilarious, he does what he's told and never mentions ears, makes it all the funnier! Cheers, Gunny
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